Rooster and Hen at Dinner

She'll have the steak and I'll have the chops!

She’ll have the steak and I’ll have the chops!

The price of beef and pork is on the rise. Consequently, better deals on chicken and turkey increases demand in restaurants. This rooster better be nice to the waiter and watch out for the cleaver in his hand.

Working on Marriage

Looks like no fishing for you today, Buddy Boy.

Looks like no fishing for you today, Buddy Boy.

Hey, I’m back. You were wondering what’s up with Sneuro right? I was in production. I’m the only one that will feed my blog. He was hungry for fresh laughs, but time is a novelty around here…

Did you see this poor angler? He was outside the door, ready for a leap towards the pickup. But fancy face grabbed him. He’s on her menu for the afternoon. Yikes!

Testing Paint for Bridges

Back to the Drawing Board Igor

Back to the Drawing Board Igor

This is a funny one… And not just a funny haha one to boot. Another cartoon for the chemist in you. Please correct me if I’m wrong, but they test rust resistant paint in a laboratory before painting. What a clever idea. Among other goodies, inorganic zinc, epoxide mastic and acrylic-urethane is mixed up to make the bridge o so pretty and resistant. So, if you enjoy licking paint, I would stay away from this potion. Water based is safer. Call me nuts!

GMO Tomatoe Monster

Tomatoe Monster at Monsanto.

Monster Tomatoes at Monsanto

What are we really eating folks? Will GMO tomatoes gone wild turn into monsters? It’s possible. Or even worse turn us into monsters for eating them. Monsanto laboratories: let’s keep an eye on what they’re up to.

Cat Got Your Tongue Club

In a display case, tongues caught by a cat.

This one is yours!

Wonder where all those stolen tongues ended up? In this display case, proudly presented by the cat that caught them of course. Yes, you can reclaim your stolen tongue. First you must be quicker than that cat and speak your mind without hesitation. Maybe this poor dog thought it would grow back on its own. I’m off my rocker again, but it’s worth a laugh… If a cat is nearby, speak but don’t forget to cover your mouth!

Suspicious Parcels

Suspicious parcels in public areas and public transit.

Is she carrying explosives or is he?

Why is there an unatended briefcase, box or hand bag in this crowded area? Should I bring it to lost and found or screem for the police? Is it a hoax or a bomb? Often it’s post 9-11 parcel paranoia, but take no chances. They say there are more looneys outside than locked up. These three on the bus know what I mean. Maybe they wacth too many suspense flicks or are justifiably paranoid. Again, let’s all chillax folks.

Disgusting Income Tax Time

Filing your taxes at the last miniute agai

Tax time is simply disgusting.

The two certainties of life: death and taxes. Is it tax time in the U.S.? Well it is up here in Canada. We have to avoid completing our tax filing at the last minute. The deadline day is not the time to go running around looking for missing receipts, forms… The internet makes it easier to file, but sitting in front of your computer to do them in a hurry is still nerve racking. Start early or hire some one your trust to take care of it. Those whom expect a refund seem to file quickly. Go figure. But for many us stuck paying a little extra to the tax man is not motivating, but rather disgusting.

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